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Recipes

Chocolate Chip Breakfast Biscuits: Want an excuse to eat chocolate chips for breakfast? Well, here. YOU'RE WELCOME.

Chocolate Berry Pie for One: All you need is a microwave, a bowl, and taste buds. And some other ingredients, but... whatever.

Ginger Lime Chicken: Holy tropical fiesta in my mouth! If that's an oxymoron, it's a delicious one.


Quinoa Mac 'n Cheese: Unfortunately, I didn't invent this one. WORTH IT.


Tropical Homemade Ice Cream: Go ahead, eat two bowls. Or three. Or a gallon. But if you explode, don't sue me.


Green Tropical Smoothie: Let's count how many times my recipes include the word "tropical."


Invisible Veggie Muffins: The veggies are invisible, not the muffins... just so we're clear. I ain't no magician.


DIY Granola: Just oats and glue! Kidding. That was a bad joke. Unless you like to eat glue, in which case... you're welcome?


The "Everything" Bite: Oh, you want to click on it, don't you? Because of the mystery? How could she possibly fit everything into one bite?! How?!


My Mama's Breakfast Casserole: Because shoot, how else are you supposed to get out of bed in the morning? (Unrelated idea: Coffee IV drip...)


Peanut Butter Cup Protein Shake: Like there are a million tiny Reese's dancing the tango on your tastebuds. Don't believe me? Try it.

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